I Only Date Morons
Have you ever had a friend say, ’I should pick your dates for you’? In this comedy podcast, two anonymous women decide to put this notion to the test. Since one of them keeps dating morons, it’s time for an intervention in the only way they know how: by handing over complete control of their dating apps. Get ready for some frank conversations, abominable confessions, and wet-your-pants laughter in this modern-day dating experiment gone right (or terribly wrong).
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Episodes
Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
This week, a rogue question of 'how would you murder someone' raises some concerns. From getting a glimpse of an answer that got a male the axe, to questions regarding compatibility, this week takes a deep dive into whether two opposites really attract. Finally, is one of these women a bodyguard? I guess we will never know...
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Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
This week, the women discuss if there's a way back from cheating and one cheating story causes a furious reaction. Many questions are asked and left unanswered...Is Jude Law hot without glasses? Do you do a 5k on holiday? Who the hell is PJ?
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Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
This week, the girls are joined by their two male friends, who proceed to bring carnage to the podcast. Getting their perspective on dating trials and tribulations, they are trusted to choose a date (hopefully not with a serial killer). As one of the lads are girls share a braincell, it's difficult just to keep on task...but it's a guaranteed laugh per minute in this weeks episode!
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Sunday Feb 02, 2025
Sunday Feb 02, 2025
This weeks picks are outstanding, with an Irishman, an Army officer and an aviation engineer. Quite frankly, Cher pulled off the unthinkable. With explicit stories, this weeks episode will have you slack jawed and howling laughing. Some serious dating questions are answered, but as always, these women can't keep it serious for too long....
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Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Tea standards are debated in an ode to last weeks date choice, as well as a shocking story of a bride's dirty protest. Emotional intelligence ticks boxes for one of the suitors, which is contrasted by discussing petty ways to get back at an ex. We learn more about the friendship/therapist dynamic of the duo...
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Monday Jan 20, 2025
Monday Jan 20, 2025
Five drink Katie joins the podcast to help pick a date and debrief on the previous son-in-law candidates. Quite frankly, she's been unimpressed so far, however, she is accepting new applications for the position...
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Friday Jan 10, 2025
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Get ready for some laughter when friends with benefits are mentioned in this episode. A man who claims to look like Michael B Jordan has a lot to live up to, whilst a hot ginger gives the women a surprise. A new business proposition may even get you hot and bothered....
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Friday Jan 03, 2025
Friday Jan 03, 2025
Another week of chaotic replies. One man is a world traveller, and another may never return to Florida, which sparks an embarrassing story from one of the girls. An unhinged revenge story is bound to leave your jaw on the floor (accepting no blame for this being repeated). A police detective may be on the case....
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Friday Dec 27, 2024
Friday Dec 27, 2024
The ladies whittle down and pick the first candidate from three eligible suitors. Unusual questions lead to bizarre answers, and theres a clear winner who may also be a serial killer? Terrible first dates are discussed with the hope of better ones ahead...
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Friday Dec 20, 2024
Friday Dec 20, 2024
The Pilot - Two anonymous women discuss the premise of their bizarre experiment. Since one of them keeps dating morons, it's time for an intervention. One of them hands over their entire online dating profile, in the hope of finding a compatible suitor, or at least a good story...
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